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LOAG ducks when NorthSix shoots --November 15, 2006
LOAG smiles toothily at Magnetic Field --September 29, 2006
LOAG does not play on a ship docked at NYC for a wedding --September 2006
LOAG sits down and stands up at Ace of Clubs --July 21, 2006
LOAG makes out at Hank's Saloon --July 24, 2006
LOAG fries up a stir at Pianos --April 26, 2006
LOAG unravels the mysteries of the night at Magnetic Field --March 18, 2006
LOAG packs them in at Trash --March 1, 2006
LOAG puts the zapp on your brain at Ace of Clubs --January 21, 2006
LOAG squeaks out a hottness at Magnetic Field --November 2005?
LOAG drinks spiked apple cider at The Other End, Drew University, Madison, NJ -- November 19, 2005
LOAG freaks out the squares at CMJ --September 14, 2005
LOAG greases up the fish fry at The Manhattan Room, Philadelphia, PA --July 30, 2005
LOAG drills some with DENTISTDENTISTA at Magnetic Field --June 25, 2005
LOAG detonates sad tears at the soon to close Uncle Joe's --April 30, 2005
LOAG rebeams rejoyfully rejoining friends at Magnetic Field --March 26, 2005
Doug Mousrock deems LOAG praise-worthy --Winter 2005/2006
LOAG barely gets its pants on in time to play Opaline --January 24, 2005
LOAG clicks chilly heels at Siberia --January 13, 2005
LOAG ho-ho-ho's at Magnetic Field --December 18, 2004
LOAG goes ga-ga at Magnetic Field --October 16, 2004
LOAG escapes Siberia entact from the longest night in memory --September 25, 2004.
LOAG busts out the good wine at Sin-e --August 3, 2004
LOAG rains rock down like dots and cags at Trash --June 17, 2004
LOAG paints the fashionable evening red at CBGB's --June 10, 2004
LOAG does the hully-gully with Nimbus at Magnetic Field --May 22, 2004
LOAG spreads the evening wide open at Luna Lounge --May 7, 2004
LOAG cases out the empty space and rich & juicy sounds at The Hook --April 8, 2004
LOAG charges like a rhino in a saltmine at Luna Lounge --March 25, 2004
(LOAG secretly plays a quiet show to flex new muscles at Freddy's --March 13, 2004)
LOAG reforms at Magnetic Field as a three-some to prove sound is rarely hollow --December 12, 2003
The LOAG remains the same w/r/t Nimbus at Magnetic Field --June 7, 2003
LOAG releases both its vinyl chi and its gorgeous delph at Knitting Factory with La Pieta --May 24, 2003
LOAG proposes to Nimbus in a show of affection at Magnetic Field --May 10, 2003
LOAG triumphantly elephants its way into Southpaw again! --April 25, 2003
LOAG surprises itself with a shocking show at Local Rockstar Bar --March 14, 2003
LOAG covers the waterfront-- err, sidewalkfront at Lakeside Lounge --February 4, 2003
LOAG kicks it to Freddy's, Brooklyn --January 25, 2003
LOAG sweeps the purplingly mountaineering curtain open at Southpaw --January 9, 2003
LOAG clogs the torso chute at Knitting Factory --January 7, 2003
LOAG, La Pieta, Nurse and Soldier catwalk at Meow Mix --November 23, 2002
LOAG and La Pieta form like a Voltron split 7" single --Winter/Spring, 2002/2003
LOAG hustles its bustle at Luna Lounge --November 14, 2002
LOAG clothes its fans with amazing tee shirts --September, 2002
LOAG wakes the dead at Galapagos --August 28, 2002
LOAG homewrecks at NJ's Uncle Joe's --August 16, 2002
LOAG plays the house drums at Luna Lounge --July 18, 2002
LOAG does not 'do the Charleston' at the Charleston --May 29, 2002
LOAG invents a new utensil at Meow Mix --May 26, 2002
LOAG splays on the sofas at Luna Lounge --May 2, 2002
LOAG brings the kids together at Charleston --April 24, 2002
LOAG finds the secret chamber at Arlene Grocery --April 17, 2002
LOAG spontaneously ignites at The Charleston --March 27, 2002
LOAG crashes Oscars night at Brownies --March 24, 2002
LOAG coughs up a 2nd gig at Luna Lounge --February 10, 2002
LOAG rocks Philly's ever-lovin' world --November 23, 2001
LOAG gives birth to Sleepy Fields --November 2001
LOAG moves upon the face of Rockstar again --November 17, 2001
LOAG demonstrates at Rockstar --Roctober 13, 2001
LOAG finishes hotly anticipated "Xmas Xing" song --Roctober 2001
LOAG pulls the strings at CSV "Wild Rumpus" benefit --June 30, 2001
LOAG fishes for marital bliss in the lighthouse surf of CT --June 15, 2001
LOAG crams WPRB studios for live-in-studio broadcast --June 6, 2001
LOAG relaxes at Luna Lounge --May 1, 2001
LOAG re-climbs Mt. Acme Underground --March 3, 2001
LOAG eats it at Brownies --February 5, 2001
LOAG steps up to the Acme Underground plate --January 9, 2001
LOAG fans slave over cd covers --November 2000
LOAG releases self-titled debut of 6 songs --November 2000




LOAG detonated copious tears on April 30 for Uncle Joe's!
(which closed unexpectedly a week after our show)
and for Sick Passengers (their last show).
Actually we weren't crying at the show for Uncle Joe's because its demise was so sudden.
But still, the weird karma was evident.
And financially lucrative for LOAG!



LOAG gleefully recombined forces w/Dave the Spazz and The Collisions (sounding even hotter!)
at Magnetic Field on March 26.
This show featured a new setlist by LOAG which almost burned out all working excitatory synapses.
That's a good thing.



LOAG heeded the call to rock out last minute at Opaline
with DENTISTDENTISTA (formerly Nimbus) on January 24.
This show was our first with Ted on DD's drums and Erin and Emily on their backup vocals.
We also traded spit when we used DD's equipment.
But they don't know, so don't tell them.



LOAG clicked with El Jezel at Siberia on January 13.
We liked them.
Especially when they covered The Cure's 'Disintegration' with so much panache.



LOAG opened up its presents with extra sexy xmas Nimbus at Magnetic Field.
Eggnogging kabobing, indeed.
December 18 was a giddy time.
Bobby Cocktail spread the cheer and Liz had her last show with Nimbus.



LOAG went ga-ga at Magnetic Field w/Dave the Spazz and Boston's The Collisions.
This October 16 show was our virgin gig with this combination
and we all felt quite attached to each other afterwards.
In 2005 this same selection of A-list headliners supported our humble act.



LOAG escaped Siberia entact with Nimbus, The Sw!ms, and Okay Paddy.
Eventually the night ended. But not before the basement was engulfed in a rock firestorm
the likes of which ye had not yet seen until September 25.
We love our PA sister bands!



LOAG was Wild, Wild, Wild! on the stage of Sin-e back on August 3.
Other bands had both nipple rings and their parents in the audience.
We had neither. But we still tore it all up with our newest song "Gene Autry Deathmask."
It was a Tuesday night, so we weren't even looking for that much.



LOAG rained down the wet and cold rock to a meager but hearty hollerin' crowd
back there on June 17 at Trash (formerly Luxx).
The Sick Passengers sold their newest record afterwards
and throroughly whupped Paul and Chris at a pool game hustle.



LOAG premiered its mug at CBGB's on June 10
in the downstairs next-door venue called CBGB's Lounge.
Nice place, comfy sofas, wow sound. You should come along next time.
Restrooms are down there. )))>



LOAG and Nimbus wrought a fine dust of Chaotic Good charm
over the rabid folks in the crowd of Magnetic Field on May 22



LOAG eats potatoes at Luna Lounge on May 7.
Remember this one? Well, it was a Friday night. And LOAG opened up
and got very tender and charming. Solos got wicked hott and sweaty.



LOAG found a gorgeous new soundhall at The Hook in Brooklyn on Thursday, April 8.
Also in attendance on stage and in the audience:
Hopewell and The Caulfield Sisters.
If music were apples these would be infused with veins of carmel and feverishly devoured.
Thursday, April 8th came off like bottlerockets cooked in Balsamic Vinegar.
More food metaphors available at our next show.



LOAG loafed on the sofas at Luna Lounge with Pete Shelly for an hour.
Or was it just an incredibly delicious fantasy?
Also: the Thursday, March 25th crowd enlisted Icy Hot Stuntaz.



Green light: GO! ...Red light: Shh! ...Green light: GO! ...Red light...
you get the point.
But honestly: Freddy's is like playing at your favorite uncle's back deck in Brooklyn, PA.
Saturday, March 13th was our first show with Erin on bass!



LOAG rises phoenix-like from the rock ashes to smote the fans of Magnetic Field yet again!
Nimbus tore it up for a night of debauchery and mayhem
celebrating MF's 1st year birthday.



LOAG vs. Nimbus vs. Chowtime
vs. Big-game hunting video games meant only one thing:
Magnetic Field Day!
Remember June 7th? First, it rained. Then: it didn't matter.
The boom-boom-boom? Ted's last show? Andy wigging out the tunetables?
Nimbus cranking out a new song and wrestling that gooseneck mikestand thingee?
Even the ghosts kick up a dance storm system.



LOAG freed up a big FREE big gig at Knitting Factory. Free.
We did the vinyl 7-inch split "single" record release show with La Pieta.
Saturday night. May 24th. Punks got in fleas.
Even the neighbors asked us to turn up the volume.



LOAG showed jumbo-flavored affection for sister band Nimbus
at Magnetic Field in Brooklyn on May 10th
for what turned out to be the first of a late Spring 2003 double-headed LOAGNIMBUS beast.
Those who attended brightly were rewarded with the Icy Hott.



LOAG looked sinister indeed at Southpaw in Park Slope, Brooklyn
on Friday, April 25th with
fellow sound wave throwers: the vouchable Hula,
the Village-Voiced Elk City and the unmasked She Sus.


LOAG played nice with The Sick Passengers and Bisexual Wrestling
on Friday night, March 14th
at The Local Bar (Rock Star Bar) on Kent St in Williamsburg, Brooklyn
LOAG formed like a Minuteman Voltron at the drop of a bowler.


Lakeside Lounge had a nice, cozy, ringing feel to it.
We were there Tuesday, February 4th for an intimate Tinnitus show.
So close you can smell it.



Freddy's, was pleased to meet the LOAG audience.
on Saturday, January 25, 2003.
Even though we missed Greg due to the evil terror of Vomitting Sickness
We still hogtied the patrons of Freddy's
And left most everyone's ears cleaner than ever before.



Southpaw, in Park Slope, Brooklyn, lumped some 'rock tea' with LOAG.
Kudos to Low-Beam for opening this Thursday show.
For helping us trash our first 'Green Room.'



January 7, 2003 (Tuesday) found our heroes at
Knitting Factory (in the very downstairs, other Alterknit Theatre)
This was LOAG's premiere at The Knitting Factory.
A Big-Rock-Thanks-Again to Hula and The Sems.
(Sorry about the snowball in the face after the show)



Meow Mix made Lungs of a Giant growl on November 23rd (Saturday), 2002.
With La Pieta, The Parting Gift, and Nurse and Soldier.


La Pieta and LOAG equal a whole lotta lovin'.
Pray to the gods of Christmas Past for a new split 7" single
which we recorded with the very winsome La Pieta.


Sell your stun clocks on eBay:
November 14th, Thursday, found LOAG at Luna Lounge
at a sweet-spot time for listening to the new classics.
Video taken by Dan Blank has really helped LOAG stay in the game.
Hula opened for us, and we plan on returning the favor in January.


Shirts ahoy!
What's this?
A t-shirt designed by James Kochalka Superstar,
...and... WORN by the same James Kochalka Superstar?
At a big fancy Comic Book Convention!?
In front of hundreds of folks with cash in their hands!?
Only in Ed's wildest erotic dreams was this ever conceived.


Shhhh!
LOAG made sense of the Galapagos back-room stage
on Wednesday August 28th at 12am, midnight.
Also performing that evening:
The Styrenes at 8:30pm and The Blam at 11pm.
This place has swell digs too.
Pools of water, tropical plants, maybe some pirates.
Maybe a Giant Tortoise.



A big huzzah to Jersey City's Uncle's Joe's for the August 16th show.
And an even bigger kablammo! to The Mometers,
for their gracious invite, many talents, and infinite kindness.
NJ also digs Joss.


Man, it was a dark, strange and sweaty night,
full of blasts-from-past at
Luna Lounge on Thursday July 18th
LOAG took what stage was left over --with Alablaster and Of Earth gear crowding around us.
But still, go ahead and visit the Luna Lounge website
Cuz LOAG is a VIP there now --on 'The List.'


Lungs of a Giant stokes the BBQ fires at this "in-tents" concert.
Much footage, body-bowling, PA humidity and sunny Jello shots.
Nicole Zmuda runs a sultry, caliente outdoor party.


Lungs of a Giant conspired on
Wednesday, May 29th
at The Charleston, on Bedford Ave in Brooklyn
to ignite "The LOAG Alliance presents
An Evening of Rock 'n' Jollificated Revelry"
starting things off with
(the East Coast touring fiends)
The Sick Passengers,
(yours truly) Lungs of a Giant, and
(the most incredible) Nimbus from Scranton, PA.
You did not miss this show.


Four Faggots and a Lesbian did rock rock rock you
at Meow Mix, NYC
on Sunday May 26th
with La Pieta and Deer Park.


Luna Lounge had us ring in May 2nd
with a gutload of surprises from our song bag.
Sofaslicious.


The April 24th edition of
An Eveningtime Spent at Rock 'n' Jollificated Revelry
at The Charleston
featured the Electrickflying Lys Guillorn, LOAG,
and the far, far, keep going...
... aaaand about.... there!-- far-out folks known as
The Mometers.
April got showered all at once on Wednesday.


Lungs of a Giant punched in
at Arlene Grocery on April 17, 2002. Wicked!
This was our last show with Andy
As he's devoting more time to his meth lab.


Lungs of a Giant amazed themselves
at The Charleston in Brooklyn on March 27, 2002.
The High Seas opened up new universes
with their controversial "SuperString Theory."
This was the first go at
The LOAG Alliance's
Evening of Rock 'n' Jollificated Revelry.


Lungs of a Giant served up some yummies
at Brownies on March 24th, 2002.
The crowds also oohed and aahed
Zero Zero, Certainly, Sir,
and Folksongs For The Afterlife.


Lungs of a Giant fed your ears
at Luna Lounge on Sunday night, February 10, 2002.
We missed Andy (currently recovering his own lungs),
but we wowed the crowd
with our new song entitled "The Killing Song".


LOAG perplexed the kids (see here) at Khyber Pass
in Philadelphia on Friday, Nov 23rd with Lefty's Deceiver
and Natural History, and The Jane Anchor.
Philadelphia Weekly seems to have this to say about us:
"Rock 'n' roll like you've never heard it.
And if you haven't heard it you ought to be ashamed."


Lungs of a Giant needs your opinion regarding its newest CD e.p.
Sleepy Fields.
Sleepy Fields songs and lyrics are now available
for your downloading and uplistening pleasure.
Click here for MP3s and Click here for Lyrics.


LOAG used gizmos to make music at
the Rockstar/Local/Ship's Mast bar
on a spooky Saturday, under the Williamsburg Bridge.
Many thanks to The Sick Passengers and The Mometers.


We tore up the Rockstar/Local Bar in Williamsburg on Oct 13th.
Thanks for coming. Soak those eardrums.


LOAG finished its new Xmas song ("Xmas Xing")
for the next My Pal God Record winter holiday song compilation.
Click here to download the MP3 version.
And contact MPG Records to pre-order your copy on CD.


Lungs of a Giant played the "Wild Rumpus" benefit in June
at the Clemente Soto Velez Cultural Center
for a subsequent Here Theater production.
Thanks to the kids with fans (shown here) who put together the event,
Henry Kantel & chanteuse, all the puppeteers, and The Contrarians.


We successfully made noise for an outdoor wedding
on a lighthouse beach in Connecticut on a sunset Friday in June.
Thanks to everyone who welcomed our skronk --mosquitoes not included.


Thanks to WPRB Princeton Radio 103.3 fm
for broadcasting our 'live-in-the-studio' hard-lemonadey efforts.
Many blessings on the house of DJ Jon "Total Tyrant" Solomon.


We played Luna Lounge back on May 1st, 2001 and it was good.
Our sound was hot and the kids were nice and mellow in their sofa seats.
And Greg made his premiere with the band at this show. Yeah Greg!


Concert footage for the 2nd Acme Underground show
used to be available at MusicTV.com.
Looks like they didn't have a viable business plan.
Here is what MusicTV.com critics had to say about LOAG:
"Extra fine modern rock ensemble that has lively spirit and very cool songs.
With that ultimate alternative rock sound,
the group blends the exotic and experimental keyboards
with alternative rhythms and delightful vocals."


In February we played Brownies during a sudden snowstorm
which dropped a foot of snow on the NYC area in 12 hours.
We were pleased with how well it all turned out.


Photos from the first Acme show (1/8/01)
are just a click away from your viewscreen!


Fondle this text with your mouse to see images of cd covers made at the
premiere Lungs of a Giant rock concert performance (11/18/00).


November 2000: Lungs of a Giant blasts off with its first 6-song cd.
Go to our MP3 page to download tracks, or email somebody about purchasing it.





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